That said, there really is some weird vegan shit out there. A few such items.
Vegan caviar made from seaweed.
Vegan duck in a can. Yum.
You can find Companion Vegan Duck at Food Fight Vegan Grocery.
Ok, maybe it's just extra weird to me because I didn't eat any of these animals when I did eat meat. But now I am wondering if there are vegan snails somewhere. ::quick google search:: Yup. A recipe for Vegan Escargot A La Bourguignonne En Croute Vegan Brioche with Cafe de Paris "Butter".
Oh, and because apparently we vegans love to veganize ALL foods, there's even an animal-free version of KFC's heartstopping Double Down, the Vegan Double Down.
I think we just like the challenge.